i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He? As in you personified your dick?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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