An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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