Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Randomize