Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I wish there were birth control emojis
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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