Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
