Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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