i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
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so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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