Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
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great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
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Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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