I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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