I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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