So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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