Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
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accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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