And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
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thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
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Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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