Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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