More tranny stories later!
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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