Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
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Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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