I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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