But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
