Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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