Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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