come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I know her cup size but not her name....
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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