Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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