i just google imaged poop.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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