dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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