Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
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He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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