whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
