I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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