i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry about my life...
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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