Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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