I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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