He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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