Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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