I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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