You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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