you mean i was at the winter classic?
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
im calling her cock vulture from now on
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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