all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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