now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
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When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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