we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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