I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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