One girl and one boy is just not enough.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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