I will die if light touches me.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
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dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
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Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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