Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
They took my balls.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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