You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
