I heard we made out
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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