vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
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All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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