i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
We're too hungover to prance.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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