i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
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