weddingsv make me drug and hornr
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize