i just had sex bonerless
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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