Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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