problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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