Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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