I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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