Pappa wants mamma naked
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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