we have officially lost it.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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