I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
50% drunk capacity currently
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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