I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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