A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
She needs sedatives and a leash
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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