please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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