i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
