So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
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I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
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The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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