Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
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SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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